Wheezes in I hate Apple and using Mastodon on the apps for Apple sucks

what's up gamers i'm a menace to society and i'm ready to f i g h t

me: [tired as hell, turns lights off and falls into bed]

my dick: i have to piss so fucking bad

my brain: welcome to the hotel waluigi. imagine if that was the lyrics in that song. welcome to the hotel wa

ghost of john f kennedy: why did you kill me you ass hole

oh no! i've spilled my toots!

*bends over seductively to pick up a toot*
*bends over seductively to pick up a toot*
*bends over seductively to pick up a toot*
*bends over seductively to pick up a toot*
*bends over seductively to pick up a toot*
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*bends over seductively to pick up a to

I'm not your typical guy. Your average dude wants to fuck the green M&M. Not me. I want to make love to the orange Reese's Piece. It's a little something called class. Look it up, fellas

gimme, more pirate content, it's all i want anymore

mmmm anyone... m m m m m m
p i r a t e?
y a r r

The only true productivity I've had all week: Discovering that there's a cursed ass Hamlet Fandom(tm) on tumblrhellsite. D a m n

Hi! I’m Ash. I’m a performer & artist/wannabe MUA (examples below)!
I’m a trans boy & broke as hell, I have a part time job that I do only once a week (not my choice, it’s the only way they’d keep me). So the pay is barely enough to live on, especially as i’m doing my Master’s degree & have to travel (& eat) often.
If you like my posts/art/makeup, I’d appreciate any support so I can keep creating!
paypal: paypal.me/ashleyvillers
cash app: cash.me/£AshleyMVillers (£AshleyMVillers)

I'm bored so for every boost this gets I will do one free D&D character idea

all I wanna do is
[gunshot]
[gunshot]
[gunshot]
destroy the concept of money

Can I get a fucking uhhhhhhhh
Real Raccoon Hours

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Raconteur.ink is a general-purpose creative instance. That means that rather than being mainly geared towards visual art, we are equally receptive to any and all creative disciplines! This includes writing, music, visual art, videos, game design, animation, stage plays, audio drama, knitting, worldbuilding, blacksmithing, woodworking, glassblowing, papercraft, special-effects makeup, whatever.